04
Content Kit
"I hate making posts."
- 30 branded post templates
- 30 captions written in your voice
- Ready to schedule
$3995 daysFix my content →
A brand studio · From the team behind I Hate Social
I hate my
I hate my
logo.logo, brand, ads, website and content.
Good. That's where we start.
Logos, brand kits, ads, content and websites for businesses anywhere in the US. One flat price. Done in days. No sales calls, no retainers, no "let's circle back."
(Hating it is step one. We handle the rest.)
The problemYou know it's bad.
You know it's bad.
So do your customers.
People decide if you're legit in about two seconds. A tired logo or a 2014 website loses the job before you ever get the call.
Logo
"My nephew made it in 2009. He's a dentist now."
Website
"It still says Copyright 2016 at the bottom."
Ads
"I boosted a post once. My mom liked it."
Brand
"Every flyer is a different shade of blue."
Selected workProof,
Proof,
not promises.
Logos, event brands and content our team has built for foundations, pro athletes and Fortune 50 brands.
Event branding · ISO Unlimited
Hurdles for Hope Gala
The Michael Ann & Saquon Barkley Hope Foundation's first black-tie gala at the Philadelphia Museum of Art. We made the event logo and art, the printed pieces and the branded assets.
500+Guests
$150K+Raised
5M+Digital reach
Logo + brand · ISO Unlimited
Saquon Barkley's Alpha Invitational
A two-day youth flag football tournament for Saquon's foundation. We built the brand from the logo out: scoreboard graphics, the MVP belt and championship rings, merch, the sponsor deck and signage.
300+Players
31Teams
1M+Digital reach
Executive brand · VaynerMedia
Mastercard CMO's LinkedIn newsletter
Concepted, designed and grew Raja Rajamannar's Quantum Marketing Sense newsletter on LinkedIn. Proof that a great brand can be one person's voice, done right.
100K+Subscribers
PricingOne price.
One price.
No call needed.
Pick what you hate. Every fix has one price and one timeline. Or fix all of it and save.
01
Logo Fix
"I hate my logo."
- 3 logo directions to pick from
- 1 round of changes
- SVG, PNG and PDF, light and dark
$2493 daysFix my logo →
02
Brand Kit
"Everything looks different."
- Everything in Logo Fix
- Colors, fonts and a 1-page brand guide
- 10 social templates
$5995 daysFix my brand →
03
Ad Pack
"Nobody stops for my ads."
- 10 static ads
- Sized for Meta, Google and LinkedIn
- 2 headline versions each
$2993 daysFix my ads →
05
Website
"My site looks like 2014."
- A new one-page site (5 pages: $1,999)
- Mobile-first and fast
- Hosted free, no monthly fee
$9997 daysFix my website →
06
I Hate Everything
"Honestly? All of it."
Save $297- Brand Kit + Ad Pack + Content Kit
- Plus a new one-page website
- One team, one timeline
$1,99910 daysFix all of it →
Full refund until your first draft is delivered. One round of changes is included; extra rounds are $99. Need it faster? Rush is +50% for half the time.
Before / afterDrag the
Drag the
hate away.
Same business. Same name. One looks like it'll fix your car right. Drag the slider.
🔧⭐🚗
Bob's Auto
Repair!!!
Repair!!!
"Quality Service Since Forever"
B
Bob's
Auto
Auto
Repair · Est. 1998
Bob's is made up. Your before/after could be next.Logo Fix · $249 · 3 days
How it worksFour steps.
Four steps.
Zero meetings.
01
Pick + pay
Choose what you hate. One flat price, paid up front. No quotes, no surprises.
02
Tell us
A 5-minute form: what you do, what you like, what you can't stand.
03
We make it
We create it ourselves and polish it until it's something we'd put our own name on.
04
You love it
Files delivered with one round of changes included. Then go show it off.
Who's behind thisThe social guy.
The social guy.
The film guy.
We've built brands for foundations, pro athletes and Fortune 50 companies. Now we're building yours. No interns, no handoffs. You work with us.
Co-founder · Strategy
Brian Nealon
10+ years running social for Fortune 50 brands, B2B tech and pro sports. Built executive brands at VaynerMedia, including growing the Mastercard CMO's newsletter past 100,000 subscribers. Still on Giants, Knicks and Rangers game days.
1B+ impressions$2M+ B2B revenueCo-founder, ISO Unlimited
Co-founder · Director
Ned Rossi
Award-winning filmmaker who shoots every brand like it's a feature. His short The Visit won Best Young Director in Milan; Tear Stained Forgiveness took Best Music Video and Audience Choice.
Best Young Director · Reale Film FestivalBest Music Video · GLCFF 2024Audience Choice · GLCFF 2024
FAQQuestions you'd
Questions you'd
hate to ask.
Do I have to get on a call?
Nope. You fill out one short form and we take it from there. If you want a call, we're happy to hop on one.
Who actually makes my stuff?
We do. The two of us create every order, with the same eye we've brought to big brands. Your project never gets passed off to someone you've never met.
How is it so fast?
No meetings, no back-and-forth decks, and a process we've run for years. You tell us what you need once, and we get to work.
Who owns the files?
You do. Once it's delivered and paid for, the logo, kit, ads and site are yours to use however you want.
What if I hate the new one too?
One round of changes is included, and extra rounds are $99. If you cancel before your first draft arrives, you get a full refund.
Do you work with businesses outside New Jersey?
That's the whole point. I Hate My Brand works with businesses anywhere in the US. If you're local and want us to come film, that's our other studio, I Hate Social.
Hate it less.
By Friday.
Tell us what you hate and what you do. We'll send a link to get started, usually the same day.
hello@ihatemybrand.com →
Near New Jersey or NYC? We'll come film you.
I Hate Social shoots on-site and runs your socials for you every month.
Go to I Hate Social →